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Bribe Someone Special

Regular price $10.00

These "gift cards" are really you loaning me money until your intended recipient decides to visit the site and spend it - assuming they ever do. That's how gift cards work - you are incapable of making a decision and just buying something for someone else so you give a stranger your money and say "here, hang on to this for me while my friend contemplates my ineptitude." Thanks dude, I appreciate the loan!