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Posted by Sebastiaan on 25th Aug 2020

August Update

I'll try to keep this one short and (mostly) sweet ;)Shopify situation The number one take away from our newsletter last month was that we got in hot water with Shopify. After some back and forth with Shopify we eventually were able to put this behind us. Our Shopify store, your orders, funds and all group buys are safe. We hope to never have to deal with this again and we're working towards being MK**Ultra** again. Lasers! In last mon …

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Posted by Erik on 19th Jun 2020

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Although MKUltra Corporation is A corporation, it is not a PUBLIC corporation and is not beholden to stockholders or anyone else, including Reddit, to report earnings, losses, or other internal numbers or figures. As a manufacturer/vendor in a small but ever-expanding community, MKUltra Corporation IS beholden to report on matters which concern customer satisfaction and confidence, which has been neglected to varying degrees. Due to in …

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Posted by Erik on 7th Jan 2020

Brutal Truths and Lies Exposed

I want to be clear and honest about what is happening with the backlog situation for a minute here.The laser I have been using up until recently is small, barely more than a hobby laser. It was never meant to be used in a production environment. The business was growing much faster than the little laser could handle and so I did the only thing I could to try to keep up - I ordered a very large production workhorse-sized laser from China. Over 2 m …

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