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Space Cadet Deskmats

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  • Space Cadet Deskmats
  • Space Cadet Deskmats
Now: $15.00
Was: $25.00
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Description

Note: these are the last remaining extras we have left over from the group buy that ran early 2020.

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Two styles are available - a bunch of arrows pointing at (or away from, your choice) each other or a space dude and planets.

These are 3mm thick cloth covered rubber deskmats. Edges are stitched and the image is dye-subbed. They feel good, they look good but I cannot guarantee that they smell good. They probably smell like rubber, so if you like that, yeah, they smell good.

No refunds, no cancellations, no take-backsies or anything else you want to call it - once you buy this, it is yours and you can only get rid of it by selling it, giving it away or attempting destruction which may or may not be possible, I make no guarantees.

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