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BRAINWASH DELIVERY NETWORK
They have kept us using torture machines to wreck our bodies and wreck our minds. Think.
Hands and wrists hurt from using old tech torture machines so you go to the doctor. The doctor gives you drugs to ease the pain. The drug company gives the doctor drugs to give to you. They own the drug companies. Think.
The more you use the old tech torture machines, the more you need the brainwash agent drugs. They put the brainwash agents in the drugs. Think.